moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

(via sorry)

i want to be a mushroom because they’re cute and can also be poisonous

(via trust)

condorn:

I love the fact that my sister just turned 12 so everytime she says something stupid I just say “shut up ur like 12” and she gets pissed off and walks away

(Source: condom, via automatically)

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

(via done)

blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

(via himitchy)

flirtytwink:

Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom

(Source: jonasbruhs, via supnikita)

theanti90smovement:

*BREAKS A GLASS* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

(via asian)

8:40

suctioning:

4:20
But double the marijuana

(via intensional)

methicated:

king of bad selfs. whatever. fuck it
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