thatsqualitystuff:

Prisoner zero has escaped

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

(via sendmenudiesplz)

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

(via sendmenudiesplz)

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

(via asian)

supnikita:

my heart says no and luckily so does my mum

(via supnikita)

saddeer:

soufre:

there are no better words than “cum for daddy” 

bye

(Source: ovaire, via h0odrich)

Anonymous: i'd suck your dick right off your body

wizcoylifa:

i love chinese food more than most human beings

(Source: jordybelfort, via h0odrich)

andrvw:

planning on drinking some alcoholic beverages and getting what all the kids like to call “Fucking Wasted” tonight 

(via h0odrich)

coagulates:

francieum:

deodrant:

it’s not ilu it’s ily

Actually, it’s “I love you”.


very cool guys

(via h0odrich)

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