macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

(via rememberingsuunday)

ruinedchildhood:

when my song come on in the club

dialupmodem:

troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

no stop bein a salty asshole

(via bongfucker)

bongfucker:

this baby just knocked itself the fuck out what an idiot

This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.

(Source: straddlinq, via supnikita)

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater, via supnikita)

atomic-cherry-bomb:

me

virguin:

how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning

(Source: supnikita, via automatically)

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

(Source: xylemphone, via trust)

paintdeath:

full time hoe online….very shy hoe irl

(Source: tapwaterfanclub, via hotboyproblems)

druggame:

Enter At Your Own Risk

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blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

(via hotboyproblems)

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